Shawn's Acurate 411, Cool Facts and Jokes
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We are well known for our great 411(advice and tips) on anything you ask us. We have someone to help you deal with guy girl questions, We have a guy to help you with sports questions, We eaven have someone to help you with pet questions. We have advice for any occasion.
You want Jokes? Check out our patented "TOP 5 JOKES OF THE DAY" segment. We have every joke from Blonde jokes, to buisiness jokes. You can even E-Mail us to get a ton of jokes on a certain subject for free! Just e-mail what jokes you want, and we'll send a ton of them to you! I'ts a great way to get jokes! FOR FREE!
You can even join our "SITE CLUB" and get a couple of funny jokes and cool facts e-mailed to you every day! Just e-mail us, and tell us you want to be a member. - see details below-
We here at Shawn 411 enterprizes are just getting started, so we can't offer you alot right away. But we're working hard to get our web site "top line".
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If you want to be a member here it doesn't cost you a penny at all. All you have to do is e-mail us 3 times a week. (or more if you want) When you e-mail us, you MUST send cool ideas for our web-site. Funny jokes are also alowwed to be submitted. We garauntee you'll see your joke on our web-site that week! So what are you waiting for, Become a member FREE!
Do you have a really imbarasing moment? We want to here about it! E-mail it to us and we'll put it on our " I can't believe i did that!" segment.
-----------TOP FIVE JOKES OF THE DAY-----------
#1--- What is the capitol of Wisconsin.
-- No Madison is the capitol of Wisconsin!
#2--- How many Harvard men does it take to screw
in a lightbulb?
-- 1. He stands still, and the world
revolves around him!
#3--- What do you call 4 blondes at an
intersection?
-- Eternity!
#4--- What did the seashell doe to the ocean?
-- It waved!
#5--- What time is it when an elephant sits on a
bench?
-- Time to get a new bench!
SORRY FOR THE EXTREMELY GAY JOKES, WE'LL GET
BETTER ONES VERY SOON.
now it's time for
------" I can't belive I did that! "---
" Once when my sisters boyfriend was over,
I had thought that he left, and I was in the
bathroom. and someone was
coming, I thought it was my brother. Then I
jumped out the door and did a karate move on
him! All he said was "don't hurt yurself"
I was so embarassed!"
---------- Unknown girl -16
--------- MOVIE REVIEWS ----
--- Star Wars Episode 1 * (out of 4)
----- "Great effects!" --- witness
--- Austin Powers * (out of 4)
----- "Hillariously funny!"--- witness
------ Tons more reviews soon!-----
-------------------- NBA DRAFT -------------
Chicago ---------- Dukes' Elton Brand
Vancouver --------- Marylands' Steve Francis
Charlotte ---------- UCLAs' Baron Davis
L.A. Clippers -------- Rhode Islands' Lamar Odem
Toronto ---------- Miss' Jonathan Bender H.S.
Minnesota -------- Miami ohios' Wally Szczerbiak
--- We only give the top 6 draft picks
-------- PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN -------------
We here at Shawns 411 enterprizes think Bush has the edge. But thats just us so don't get your hopes up!
----- So far from other viewers the count is:
Bush --- 218 votes
Gore --- 215 votes
Mrs. Dole --- 153 votes
COME ON AND VOTE!
--------- Book Requests ----------
SORRY, WE HATE MOST BOOKS!
THAT MEANS, NO REQUESTS!
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BYE THE WAY CHRISTINA, IT WAS A YACK BACK!
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You want facts? Here are some neat ones.
---- Did you know, the average person eats seven
spiders in a lifetime just in their sleep.
---- Did you know Taco Bell uses grade E meat in
some of their products. That's illegal!
---- Did you know McDonalds uses "worm meat" in
some of their products.
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